Rex Vanderwoodsen 08 Campaign Headquarters
June 23rd, 2008 
In the heart of one of the most anticipated and talked about presidential races in history, we bring you an exciting candidate that puts all your little worries and fears to rest. He is not a part of the Republican, or Democratic Party, he does not have a right or a left wing. He is just a dude that wants to have an office in the White House, fly on Air Force One, make the BIG decisions, wants to be your friend, and most importantly he wants you to call him Mr. President. This dude is Rex Vanderwoodsen and he is running for the office of President of the United States in 2008.
He offers the United States absolutely no experience, no hope, no chance for change, and no real understanding of politics or current affairs. Rex has never held a political office, never had a job, no family, never done any kind of community service, and never really even existed until now.
PS before it comes out in the press, Rex has been convicted of a DUI (3 times), he was falsely convicted of sexual assault in 2003 (this matter was settled out of court), and he has spent some time in jail for not paying child support (he still claims even after DNA testing that the boy is not his)
VOTE FOR REX, VOTE FOR STRANGE
July 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
i support you rex!
July 16th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Rex, you scare me.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I support anything American, and Rex is as American as it gets!!! Rex for Pres!!! If you need me to sidekick Obama, let me know!
July 16th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
thanks for the support! we need all the sidekicks, butterfly kicks, roundhouses, and karate chops we can get. the republicans and the democrats are going down! here comes the Strange Party.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 am
Who the hell is Rex Vanderwoodsen? What’s he going to do for me? I just got my economy stimulus refund check, from the govment, and I wanna know what Rex would do with them money?
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
WTF Brad? Don’t leave shitty comments like this on my site or you will be banned. PS I purchased a couple of hookers and a bag a weed.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:57 am
Hell yeah rex, Apollo Creed gives you his full fuckin support.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
even this wack-job is better than obama!
McCain For PREZ
OBAMA 4 Anti-Christ
August 4th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
joey you got it all wrong, its REX FOR PREZ dude, and thanks for the wack-job comment it made my day.
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:34 am
REX,
How many fucking homes do you own? None? Do you sleep in your own vomit in a gutter? Or with the Asian transvestite?
Mr. McCain