Rex Vanderwoodsen

Ahhh the age old questions, boxers or briefs. Ever been curious to know what a Presidential candidate wears under his suit? Or should we say his or her suit. Myself I have always been a big fan of briefs. The smaller the better. I like underoo’s size 8 for boys, they are like the Rings of Saturn in wrestling, aint nothing getting loose. If I am attending a function, a meeting, or a speaking engagment I sometimes like to tuck a banana or a cucumber down in my briefs, just to give me a little more courage. On the weekends I prefer to go commando, just in case a lady or two needs easy access to my love member.

I wonder Obama and McCain wear boxers or briefs?????