Rex Vanderwoodsen

What’s hot right now in the way of shorts this summer? Short shorts, long shorts, cut off shorts, who the fock knows. Wonder what kind of shorts a politician wears? Do they even wear shorts. I don’t recall ever seeing a politician wear shorts. Their legs are probably hairless do to lack of sun, or another theory could be that they are all cyborgs and use a suit to cover up their robitic limbs. I Rex Vanderwoodsen am not a cyborg like most politicians and I love to wear shorts. The shorter the better. Ladies love my legs and I love the ladies leg’s. Wonder what kind of shorts the other candidates wear?