Whats in your pockets ???
July 15th, 2008Ever wonder whats in a Presidential candidate’s pocket? I have always thought you could tell a lot about a man or woman based on what they carry in their pockets and purses each and every day. Based on this belief I have decided to share with you a few of the items I carry in my pockets on a daily basis to give you a better idea of who I am, and why I would make a better president. I like to carry quite a bit of shit in my pockets.
Wonder whats in McCain and Obama’s pockets?????
Magnum Condoms: you never know when you might be in need, and by the way they still fit a little snug.
Blunt papers: for long slow walks on the beach, just to set the mood!
Switchblade: for all the haters out there
Hair Gel: for a quick fix, ladies holla!
Wad of 100 one dolla bills, I love pulling out this wad then stuffing $3 dollars in the g string of a dancer!
One single victory cigarette: never leave home without one and never come home with one. Anice way to celebrate my sexual conquests.
Altoids: Cause I am one close talker
Cell phone ear piece: a must have for the douche on the go, plus I love pretending I am important while talking to no one in a public place.
Binoculars: sometimes when I find a pretty lady, I like to stalk her!
July 15th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
i bet mccain has some tums in his pockets. old people love tums.