We need a running mate !!!!!
September 10th, 2008man its tough to campaign for president, bounce at a strip club, coach cheerleading, be a full time pimp and fashionisto, and keep up with this blog. with 50 some days left till the election we need to find a good running mate for the STRANGE party. What we need is someone that can throw a real curve ball to both the Republican and Democratic party. If your interested in the job, and possibly becoming the VP of the United States send us your pic/resume to rex@attusapparel.com . we are open to but not commited to the following qualifications:
- Wrongly accused and serving time in prison
- On the endangered species list (The American List)
- Dabble in martial arts (Ninja, Karate, Ultimate Fighting)
- Dabble in witchcraft, black arts
- You are a certified Internet Celebrity (Perez Hilton, Starwars Kid, that dude that cries for Spears)
- Still in highschool but 18 years of age
like I said we need a Vice Presidential candidate asap. Send us your stuff! If it’s good we will send you some sweet Rex gear: http://www.attusapparel.com/rexforpres/blog/2008/07/presidential-rex-party-packs/
REMEMBER IF A MAN WEARS LIPSTICK HE IS NOT A MAN BUT A TRANSVESTITE
September 17th, 2008 at 9:49 am
I’m a 50 years old, recovering compulsive gambler. Have never spent time in prison, but did do a weekend in the county jail. Something about celebrating too much at a local pub. Though I forget what I was celebrating.
I’m divorced 18 years, but have been living with my girlfriend now for 15 years.
I have experience. I’ve been running my own broadcast monitoring business for the past 3 years.
I am well known at the local pawn shops and although I don’t wear lipstick I have been called a pig on more than one occassion.
I’ve been seen in dresses, but am not a Republican.
Please consider me for your running mate. Or just your mate.