July 15th, 2008
Ever wonder whats in a Presidential candidate’s pocket? I have always thought you could tell a lot about a man or woman based on what they carry in their pockets and purses each and every day. Based on this belief I have decided to share with you a few of the items I carry in my pockets on a daily basis to give you a better idea of who I am, and why I would make a better president. I like to carry quite a bit of shit in my pockets.
Wonder whats in McCain and Obama’s pockets?????
Magnum Condoms: you never know when you might be in need, and by the way they still fit a little snug.
Blunt papers: for long slow walks on the beach, just to set the mood!
Switchblade: for all the haters out there
Hair Gel: for a quick fix, ladies holla!
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July 14th, 2008
Hello, my name is Rex Vanderwoodsen and this is my blog. I focking love America and I love you too. I know I am kind of late but I have decided to run for President of the United States. As we are just getting the campaign off the ground we got lots and lots of good stuff coming over the next several months. I plan to share all the personal and intimate details of my life with you through my blog. Things the other candidates would never dream of telling you. I figure why wait for the press or opposing party to dig up the shit. We all got problems, we all got demons. I just happen to have a warehouse full. We also got some killer events in the making, like kickass campaign parties, totally radical campaign videos, and we might even throw some stuff out there that will put us in jail. So buckle your focking seatbelt and enjoy the ride. Rex Vanderwoodsen is going to take America by storm.
Vote for Rex, Vote for Strange!
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