He is talented and he is running for president. This is his blog.
Ever wonder what a presidential candidates favorite car is, or better yet what their dream car is? Probably not, but I have. If I could have any ride out there it would probably be “Interceptor” from the movie MAD MAX. That was one radical ride. Do you think the Interceptor would make a good presidential ride? Wonder what Obama and McCains dream car is? Probably a Suburban.
I focking love to watch TV, it is so much easier and refreshing than reading a book. I love wasting time and there is no better way to waste some time than by watching the good ol boob tube. Ever wonder what a presidential candidates favorite television shows are? If your curious my top five are below.
Numero Uno - 90210, all i got to say is off the hook. Steve Sanders was a pimp and a legend. I would love to have him as a running mate!
Numero Dos - 24 - Jack Bauer is a super pimp, if I am elected president Jack is the first guy I am bringing on board.
Numero Tres - Hannah Montana, cause everytime I watch this show I feel like the crew from To Catch A Preditor are going to break down my door.
Numero Quatro- Baywatch, cause Pam Andersons boobies are so BIG
Numero Cinco- Gossip Girl, cause I am Serena Vanderwoodsen’s older brother Rex Vanderwoodsen
Ahhh the age old questions, boxers or briefs. Ever been curious to know what a Presidential candidate wears under his suit? Or should we say his or her suit. Myself I have always been a big fan of briefs. The smaller the better. I like underoo’s size 8 for boys, they are like the Rings of Saturn in wrestling, aint nothing getting loose. If I am attending a function, a meeting, or a speaking engagment I sometimes like to tuck a banana or a cucumber down in my briefs, just to give me a little more courage. On the weekends I prefer to go commando, just in case a lady or two needs easy access to my love member.
I wonder Obama and McCain wear boxers or briefs?????
The campaign headquarters has just received it’s first batch of Rex Vanderwoodsen 08 campaign propaganda including buttons, stickers, and posters. The shit is hot! The Strange Party is going to be a rockin come November 08. We are also finishing the touches on our campaign bus which should be ready by the end of next week (we will post pictures soon). From there we hit the road campaigning around America. Be on the lookout, we will be hitting cheer leading camps, gentleman’s clubs, churches, synagogues, community centers, hooters, roller rinks, you name it. I am confident by the end of our campaigning Obama and McCain won’t have a shot at beating me.
Hey does our poster look familiar? Ha Ha Ha
Hello, my name is Rex Vanderwoodsen and this is my blog. I focking love America and I love you too. I know I am kind of late but I have decided to run for President of the United States. As we are just getting the campaign off the ground we got lots and lots of good stuff coming over the next several months. I plan to share all the personal and intimate details of my life with you through my blog. Things the other candidates would never dream of telling you. I figure why wait for the press or opposing party to dig up the shit. We all got problems, we all got demons. I just happen to have a warehouse full. We also got some killer events in the making, like kickass campaign parties, totally radical campaign videos, and we might even throw some stuff out there that will put us in jail. So buckle your focking seatbelt and enjoy the ride. Rex Vanderwoodsen is going to take America by storm.
Vote for Rex, Vote for Strange!
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