Rex Vanderwoodsen

What’s hot right now in the way of shorts this summer? Short shorts, long shorts, cut off shorts, who the fock knows. Wonder what kind of shorts a politician wears? Do they even wear shorts. I don’t recall ever seeing a politician wear shorts. Their legs are probably hairless do to lack of sun, or another theory could be that they are all cyborgs and use a suit to cover up their robitic limbs. I Rex Vanderwoodsen am not a cyborg like most politicians and I love to wear shorts. The shorter the better. Ladies love my legs and I love the ladies leg’s. Wonder what kind of shorts the other candidates wear?

I think the shoes you wear can tell a lot about your character and personality. Some shoes say hey look at me I skateboard, or I like athletics, or I’m a dandy, or I’m CEO, or I’m a freak, or I’m old, and some even scream hey I’m a politician. What are the shoes the current candidates wear say about their character? Wonder what kind of shoes McCain and Obama wear ???? Black shoes, bown shoes blah blah blah.

These are what I sport homie :

The campaign headquarters has just received it’s first batch of Rex Vanderwoodsen 08 campaign propaganda including buttons, stickers, and posters. The shit is hot! The Strange Party is going to be a rockin come November 08. We are also finishing the touches on our campaign bus which should be ready by the end of next week (we will post pictures soon). From there we hit the road campaigning around America. Be on the lookout, we will be hitting cheer leading camps, gentleman’s clubs, churches, synagogues, community centers, hooters, roller rinks, you name it. I am confident by the end of our campaigning Obama and McCain won’t have a shot at beating me.

Hey does our poster look familiar? Ha Ha Ha

Hello, my name is Rex Vanderwoodsen and this is my blog. I focking love America and I love you too. I know I am kind of late but I have decided to run for President of the United States. As we are just getting the campaign off the ground we got lots and lots of good stuff coming over the next several months. I plan to share all the personal and intimate details of my life with you through my blog. Things the other candidates would never dream of telling you. I figure why wait for the press or opposing party to dig up the shit. We all got problems, we all got demons. I just happen to have a warehouse full. We also got some killer events in the making, like kickass campaign parties, totally radical campaign videos, and we might even throw some stuff out there that will put us in jail. So buckle your focking seatbelt and enjoy the ride. Rex Vanderwoodsen is going to take America by storm.

Vote for Rex, Vote for Strange!

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