Rex Vanderwoodsen

man its tough to campaign for president, bounce at a strip club, coach cheerleading, be a full time pimp and fashionisto, and keep up with this blog. with 50 some days left till the election we need to find a good running mate for the STRANGE party. What we need is someone that can throw a real curve ball to both the Republican and Democratic party. If your interested in the job, and possibly becoming the VP of the United States send us your pic/resume to rex@attusapparel.com . we are open to but not commited to the following qualifications:

• Wrongly accused and serving time in prison
• On the endangered species list (The American List)
• Dabble in martial arts (Ninja, Karate, Ultimate Fighting)
• Dabble in witchcraft, black arts
• You are a certified Internet Celebrity (Perez Hilton, Starwars Kid, that dude that cries for Spears)
• Still in highschool but 18 years of age

like I said we need a Vice Presidential candidate asap. Send us your stuff! If it’s good we will send you some sweet Rex gear: http://www.attusapparel.com/rexforpres/blog/2008/07/presidential-rex-party-packs/

REMEMBER IF A MAN WEARS LIPSTICK HE IS NOT A MAN BUT A TRANSVESTITE

Ever wonder what a presidential candidates favorite car is, or better yet what their dream car is? Probably not, but I have. If I could have any ride out there it would probably be “Interceptor” from the movie MAD MAX. That was one radical ride. Do you think the Interceptor would make a good presidential ride? Wonder what Obama and McCains dream car is? Probably a Suburban.

I think the shoes you wear can tell a lot about your character and personality. Some shoes say hey look at me I skateboard, or I like athletics, or I’m a dandy, or I’m CEO, or I’m a freak, or I’m old, and some even scream hey I’m a politician. What are the shoes the current candidates wear say about their character? Wonder what kind of shoes McCain and Obama wear ???? Black shoes, bown shoes blah blah blah.

These are what I sport homie :