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Short shorts, long shorts, and Robotic Limbs

July 23rd, 2008

What’s hot right now in the way of shorts this summer? Short shorts, long shorts, cut off shorts, who the fock knows. Wonder what kind of shorts a politician wears? Do they even wear shorts. I don’t recall ever seeing a politician wear shorts. Their legs are probably hairless do to lack of sun, or another theory could be that they are all cyborgs and use a suit to cover up their robitic limbs. I Rex Vanderwoodsen am not a cyborg like most politicians and I love to wear shorts. The shorter the better. Ladies love my legs and I love the ladies leg’s. Wonder what kind of shorts the other candidates wear?

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