Initially I would say the best flick of all time is a porn, or a skin flick as the old timers say. I will leave that for a later post though. Picking your favorite movie is a tough tough call, so many good ones to choose from. I just wanted to share with you some of my all time favorite movies. So when I am super hung over and all sexed out I like to sit back and watch some of dees bad boys.
Sniper - Tom Berenger is one crazy matha facka in this flick
Dude Wheres My Car - I just like the word DUDE
Shawshank Redemption - The one made my entire fraternity at Harvard cry
The Notebook - This one is just a trick to make the ladies think I am sensitive
Top Gun - cause the guys on my old rowing team used to call me Maverick
Elf - Cause I am one
Scarface- Cause if the rappers can dig it so can i, plus if i don’t get elected president then i wanna be a major drug dealer in Miami.
Wonder what Obama and McCains favorite movies are ???????
What’s hot right now in the way of shorts this summer? Short shorts, long shorts, cut off shorts, who the fock knows. Wonder what kind of shorts a politician wears? Do they even wear shorts. I don’t recall ever seeing a politician wear shorts. Their legs are probably hairless do to lack of sun, or another theory could be that they are all cyborgs and use a suit to cover up their robitic limbs. I Rex Vanderwoodsen am not a cyborg like most politicians and I love to wear shorts. The shorter the better. Ladies love my legs and I love the ladies leg’s. Wonder what kind of shorts the other candidates wear?
Ahhh the age old questions, boxers or briefs. Ever been curious to know what a Presidential candidate wears under his suit? Or should we say his or her suit. Myself I have always been a big fan of briefs. The smaller the better. I like underoo’s size 8 for boys, they are like the Rings of Saturn in wrestling, aint nothing getting loose. If I am attending a function, a meeting, or a speaking engagment I sometimes like to tuck a banana or a cucumber down in my briefs, just to give me a little more courage. On the weekends I prefer to go commando, just in case a lady or two needs easy access to my love member.
I wonder Obama and McCain wear boxers or briefs?????
The campaign headquarters has just received it’s first batch of Rex Vanderwoodsen 08 campaign propaganda including buttons, stickers, and posters. The shit is hot! The Strange Party is going to be a rockin come November 08. We are also finishing the touches on our campaign bus which should be ready by the end of next week (we will post pictures soon). From there we hit the road campaigning around America. Be on the lookout, we will be hitting cheer leading camps, gentleman’s clubs, churches, synagogues, community centers, hooters, roller rinks, you name it. I am confident by the end of our campaigning Obama and McCain won’t have a shot at beating me.
Have you ever wondered if your future president takes a pee while sitting or standing. We can all only assume who sits and who stands based on their gender, but the truth is you never really know. While I am sure my competitors will never reveal to you whether they sit or stand, I Rex Vanderwoodsen have no problem telling you I like to sit. Why? Because I am lazy, and I like to sit and ponder major political issues like, should I go ahead and wipe anyways?
Ever wonder whats in a Presidential candidate’s pocket? I have always thought you could tell a lot about a man or woman based on what they carry in their pockets and purses each and every day. Based on this belief I have decided to share with you a few of the items I carry in my pockets on a daily basis to give you a better idea of who I am, and why I would make a better president. I like to carry quite a bit of shit in my pockets.
Wonder whats in McCain and Obama’s pockets?????
Magnum Condoms: you never know when you might be in need, and by the way they still fit a little snug.
Blunt papers: for long slow walks on the beach, just to set the mood!
Hello, my name is Rex Vanderwoodsen and this is my blog. I focking love America and I love you too. I know I am kind of late but I have decided to run for President of the United States. As we are just getting the campaign off the ground we got lots and lots of good stuff coming over the next several months. I plan to share all the personal and intimate details of my life with you through my blog. Things the other candidates would never dream of telling you. I figure why wait for the press or opposing party to dig up the shit. We all got problems, we all got demons. I just happen to have a warehouse full. We also got some killer events in the making, like kickass campaign parties, totally radical campaign videos, and we might even throw some stuff out there that will put us in jail. So buckle your focking seatbelt and enjoy the ride. Rex Vanderwoodsen is going to take America by storm.
Vote for Rex, Vote for Strange!
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